Woo hoo!

Complaint from an elderly customer to my boss because:

The man said “If you’re lucky I will come to your house tonight and take those snakes off your hands with a shovel”.

And I said “How would you feel if I said the same thing about your dogs?”.

"What?".

"How would you feel if I said I would come to your house and kill your dogs with a shovel".

Well! Now I’ve threatened his dogs lives. Haha my boss isn’t mad, but the double standard is real!